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再来看看关于帖子里所谓美军守则的一些墨菲定律，帖子作者只是从里面节选了一些。有兴趣的话，自己翻译：
Murphy's Laws of Combat[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
There is always a way.
The easy way is always mined.
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
when you're ready for them.
when you're not ready for them.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
Friendly fire - isn't.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Suppressive fires - won't.
You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't too stupid, now is it?
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.
There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.
Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.
Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
Incoming fire has the right of way.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.
Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Tracers work both ways.
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.
When both sides are convinced they will lose, they're both right.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.
Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.
Weather ain't neutral.
Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.
The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
Napalm is an area support weapon.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
The side with the simplest uniforms wins.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Murphy was a grunt.
Beer Math -- 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.
Body count Math -- 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.
The crucial round is a dud.
Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.
If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.
If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.
Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his actual importance in your chain of command.
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
The seriousness of a wound in a fire-fight is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
Walking point = sniper bait.
Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
All or any of the above combined.[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]
这些东西，当做美国式幽默来看看，还是很不错的，多少也能学到一些东西。可非要把这忽悠成什么“美军士兵手册”，我看就免了吧！这种拙劣的谎言，估计又是那些精蝇或轮子编造出来的，一帮天生贱格的东西，真让人恶心！
以上是本人在铁血发过的帖子。
